Not Your Average Garden Gnome

Tink as a politician.

So Long Mr. Pug, It Was Nice To Have Met You.

Yes, there are velociraptors in Newport... it's all a part of carmageddon this weekend in LA.  I know, it's gonna be crazy!

More Bung for Your Buck!

So the parents got a puppy, rad right!? No, this just mean more crap on my porch! ...but this kid is pretty cute & right now nameless! Anyone got any ideas? I guess she was originally named Queen Elizabeth and they called her Betty, but we can't have anymore B names. Even Bogey doesn't understand that his name is not also Bajee... So no B and no S names and keep it under 2 syllables... We tried calling her Queenie but she really hasn't taken to that, and I really need something to yell at her when she tries to eat Bajee's crunchies!

Well this kid is pretty cute and loves to have her belly rubbed, however she is not too smart and does not speak a lick of english... if that helps.